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Whose Side Is The President On?

From The Political and Financial Markets Commentator, Mike Haltman

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, 2009

Whose Side Is The President On?

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The War On Terror Fought The Liberal Way: Interrogation Techniques

Spiderman Bouncy House
The Prisoners Cell Should Always Be Right Next To The Interrogation Room ( this will keep the prisoner from getting too tired which could be a violation of the Geneva Convention)

The New FBI Interrogation Manual List Of Do's And Don'ts

When we have captured high value terrorist suspects, there are strict rules of etiquette and engagement to be followed. 

Any information that cannot be obtained through these methods we will just have to do without (no matter how many lives this information might save).

1) Always say may I to the prisoner, or at the very least have a smile on your face so as not to scare them beyond a reasonable point. If the prisoner ever asks you to stop what you are doing you must always comply immediately. Remember that we must cater to the far left.

2) When in doubt about the technique you are about to use, ask yourself if the ACLU would use it, and if they would not, stop

3) Cross check #2 by asking yourself if other, more conservative countries seriously concerned with national security would use the technique, and if they would, stop as well. ***(If there are techniques which those countries would not bother using because they are worthless at getting information, you can use those with no restrictions)

4) Always remember that the good of the one is more important than the well being of the masses.

5) Remember that an interrogator should always cover the butt of their superiors by making sure that no prisoner ever has a reason or opportunity to complain, thus avoiding the wrath of world opinion raining down onto the United States.

6) Any technique used successfully during the Bush administration, which has helped to keep the country safe since 9/11, is no longer to be used.

7) The absolute harshest technique that can be used would be the sound torture of forcing the suspect to listen to the shrill screams of Hillary Clinton, or the inane blathering of either Harry Reid or Nancy Pelosi, but not both as this would be construed as cruel and inhuman punishment. The names of various other politicians may be substituted without warning.

8) No water, nor even the word water can be used near the interrogation room. The new phrase in the event a glass of water is requested, will now be a Left Wing Cocktail.

9) At all times the first consideration will always be the prisoner, and at no times will the safety of the citizens of the United States or the world ever cross your mind.

10) Lastly, remember that this is the United States controlled by the Democrats. We will play the interrogation process to lose, but at the same time we will make sure that countries around the world like us more now than they did the last 8 years. 

If All Of These Restrictions Cause Us To Fail And An Attack On Our People Takes Place, We Will Do What We Always Do And Blame It On The Failed Policies Of The Last 8 Years. 

Memorize these restrictions and then eat them to insure plausible deniability.
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Swine Flu: The Beast Is Back and Air Force One Buzzes The Statue Of Liberty

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Swine Flu: The Beast Is Back and Air Force One Buzzes The Statue Of Liberty

But First, Air Force Photo-Op Stupidity

Who was the decision maker behind this staged event over downtown New York City on Monday, done with no warning to the populace of a city still traumatized by the events on 9/11/01? This is the brilliance of our government at work. Does President Obama give any thought to the ramifications of these or any other actions, or will they just blame it all on an underling somewhere down the line. Or maybe 9/11 wasn't that big a deal to them, making it okay to stage an event so eerily similar.

This all seems like a long way to go for the Christmas card picture to send to Hugo Chavez, the King of Saudi Arabia and all of his other new buddies.






Mild Cases In The United States,Australia, Brazil, Canada, Britain, New Zealand, Israel and Spain, Not So Mild In Mexico With A Social And Economic Impact That Is Yet To be Seen Or That Can Be Determined

On Monday travel warning were issued by the EU recommending that all non-essential travel to the United States and Mexico be avoided. The United States, already on alert regarding travel to Mexico due to drug violence, is now also issuing a recommendation to avoid travel there due to the outbreak of swine flu. This recommendation could soon turn into an official warning.

The chart above is from the World Health Organization, and details the various stages that a pandemic will go through. In a significant move, the warning level was raised from Phase 3 to Phase 4. Phase 4 indicates sustained human to human transmission, and a move to Phase 5 would indicate widespread human infection. The WHO made the decision to raise the level on Monday.

What Does This All Mean?

Not to minimize the potential human tragedy that the spread of this disease could have in a world whose economy is already extremely tenuous at best. Border closings, food and agricultural product embargo's, travel restrictions and any other side effects of this disease is exactly what is not needed at the present time.

To summarize the problem as it is known now (which is going to be extremely dynamic and certainly not static, so subject to change at any time):

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"A unique strain of swine flu is the suspected killer of dozens of people in Mexico, where authorities closed schools, museums, libraries and theaters in the capital on Friday to try to contain an outbreak that has spurred concerns of a global flu epidemic.

The worrisome new virus — which combines genetic material from pigs, birds and humans in a way researchers have not seen before — also sickened at least eight people in Texas and California, though there have been no deaths in the U.S.

"We are very, very concerned," World Health Organization spokesman Thomas Abraham said. "We have what appears to be a novel virus and it has spread from human to human ... It's all hands on deck at the moment."

The outbreak caused alarm in Mexico, where more than 1,000 people have been sickened. Residents of the capital donned surgical masks and authorities ordered the most sweeping shutdown of public gathering places in a quarter century. President Felipe Calderon met with his Cabinet Friday to coordinate Mexico's response.

The WHO was convening an expert panel to consider whether to raise the pandemic alert level or issue travel advisories.

It might already be too late to contain the outbreak, a prominent U.S. pandemic flu expert said late Friday.

Given how quickly flu can spread around the globe, if these are the first signs of a pandemic, then there are probably cases incubating around the world already, said Dr. Michael Osterholm at the University of Minnesota."(Yahoo)

Cover your mouth when you cough or sneeze and wash your hands. This is the perfect time for a lesson in manners.

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